Change of plans

Damn it, change of plans. There will be no surprise on Sunday, it'll have to wait until next week. Yeah, I know, it's a shame. But there's other people who's opinion matter more in this case. So as a sort of, bandage on your (as I'm sure) deep seated sorrow and anguish. I present you with;

The Perils of a Winter Rapist

If you look really closely, that's totally a small frozen penis.