Would You Kindly?

I'm still eagerly awaiting Portal 2. Hmm, maybe I hadn't mentioned that earlier, I can't remember. Anyway, the point, as some of you nerdier (good nerd though, not the bad kind) people out there might already be aware of, Portal 2 has already been released. I have not played it yet though so I'm trying my best not to spoil it. Which has already turned out to be more difficult than one might think, seeing as I frequently visit and read a number of of technology and game oriented sites. And some of those feel like they can start writing about the story and stuff, curse them! And curse you too, if you're a douche. But I hope you're not.

So would you kindly not spoil Portal 2 for me? Pretty please with a poop-covered penis on top.