The Great Reveal

I should really never promise anything because in the history of promising things, I’m not good at keeping those promises. We all remember that “Christmas song” I started writing that then turned into an “Easter song” as time went by. Only to vanish into thin air, never to be spoken of again.

The Abominable Creative Update

No. Don’t. Turn away. Please for once heed my warnings and…

Never mind. Go on, you know you want to.

You Only Wish For Death Once… Maybe Twice

Seeing as it has been months since I last talked about coffee I feel it’s pretty okay that I talk about coffee a little. Besides, it’s not every day I order “Death Wish Coffee” the worlds strongest coffee, drink and review it, now is it? Or to put it another way, it’s a good thing I don’t have a pre-existing heart condition.

Instead Of Being Sneaky And Shit

Unlike last time where you actually had give something — money — to get something — t-shirt — this time you don’t actually have to give me anything. In fact, I’m the one who is going to do the giving. Why? Because I’m such a nice* guy, that’s why.

* Not legally binding.

Sleeping Around With My Creative Mistresses

I thought — for a change — that I wouldn’t overstay my welcome. Which means, I won’t write more when I could be — should be — writing less. Despite struggling to get posts that are “long enough” I constantly struggle with the feeling that my posts are in actual fact “too long”. In essence,  I’m struggling with feeling like I’m overstaying my welcome.

2 Things I’m Ashamed To Admit That I Like

Failing to think of 5 things I’m ashamed to admit that I like… I settle for a measly list of 2 things.

Ye Merry Medieval Update

Hear ye, hear ye! By decree of his royal majesty king Carlos, son of Erik, all ye who hath cast thy putrid gaze upon these words of holy proclamation shall gaze no more lest they be forever thrown into the pits of hell, where they shall burn in fire and brimstone. All ye hath been warned and so forth and such, mumble mumble…