"Like" me you fuckers..

Nah.. It's okay even if you don't, we'll still be friends. But don't expect any god damn presents for Christmas... oh, wait.. I don't usually give gifts anyway... so.. umm... I suppose things will pretty much stay the same. You don't like me, you get no gifts. You do like me, but you still get no gifts. But at least you can take comfort in the knowledge that you liked me and that's gotta count for something, right?

No?

Fine. Have a random gift.. from me to you.

Edit: Fixed image.