Wednesday, 30 October 2013

Nothing Beats A Little Fisting In The Evening

It feels like only a year ago since I last carved a couple of pumpkins. Oh how time flies when you work, shit, eat, sleep, rinse and repeat. But yeah, it’s that time of the year again. That unmistakable time when shops are eagerly replacing their Halloween decorations with Christmas decorations the second Halloween is over.

Sunday, 27 October 2013

The Batbominable Batly Batdate

This week’s update will be the shortest ever for two reason; 1) I made cupcakes this week, again and they were quite decent but not the “OMFG” that last week’s cupcakes had been. And 2) Because “I’m Batman!”.

Vanilla and White Chocolate Cupcakes with Raspberry Frosting and Macadamia Nut sprinkles.

I’m not sure what cupcakes I will make next. I have a few ideas in mind but nothing established yet.

Batman cupcake with Batman Frosting and Batman sprinkles. Batman!

Yes. Last Friday Batman: Arkham Origins was finally released and I had it pre-ordered for £22.49 and since I haven’t done much else — of any interest — this week that’s pretty much it for this week’s update. Once I’m done playing through the entire game I thought I might do a humorous take on reviewing it.

Psst, did I tell you that I’m Batman? Okay good, just making sure. Don’t tell anyone though, ‘cos I have to keep it a secret.

Sunday, 20 October 2013

Washing Away Those Years Of Filth

Another week has gone by and once again I feel as though I haven’t accomplished very much. But then I start writing and shit just comes out. And then I publish that shit and call it a day.

Wednesday, 16 October 2013

Cupcakes, Crysis 2 and Caressable Contraptions

A few days later than usual but nonetheless as delicious as it always is.

Saturday, 12 October 2013

A Rainy Night on Drury Lane, Part VI — Dem Dee-licious Golden Pancakes

Things take a turn for the hallucinatory in the sixth instalment of “A Rainy Night on Drury Lane” as Detective Wentworth finds himself on the verge of death. Will he persevere or perish?

As always, those of you who have missed the previous instalments can catch up here.

“Part I — With Sensual Red Lips”
“Part II — The Brown Note”
“Part III — Underneath A Turquoise Sky”
“Part IV — Leering Pale Green Eyes”
“Part V — Nothing But Yellow Newspapers”

Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Some Songs I Thought You Might Like

You know how they say that no song is ever better than when performed by its original artist? No? Most people don’t say that because there’s so many examples of songs which have been improved by being covered by another artist?

Sunday, 6 October 2013

Dreaming of a Dozen Dead Ducks

Why, hey there stranger. You like ducks, right? Good, ‘cos I like ducks too. We have so much in common, we should start a duck-club together. We could bring our ducks with us and play with each others ducks. You would like that wouldn’t you? Yeah, I know you would.