Twizzle My Americanizzle

Some days ago I had the impulse of buying Twizzlers.. I saw them in the store and the impulse shopper inside me got curios.. He gets curios every now and then, and sometimes I let him.. I of course got to regret this later on.. Twizzlers are seriously disgusting.. It tasted like plastic with a certain scent of "You won't believe it's not strawberry.. because it totally isn't.. it's E129!" After having consumed the whole thing I felt.. well.. like an American I guess.. fat and a bit sad on the inside.. like some part of me had just given up and gone to die in it's lonesomeness..

The moral of the story, I hear you ask? Don't buy Twizzlers.. they are really.. really gross.